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Ashley, we needa talk...
The first fifty times was kind of funny, then after a while it got to attention whore status. Now you're just that drunk girl who stumbles into the room with vomit breath making out with any-and everyone. We get it. But this time I ain't mad at cha.
What I do want to know, however, is who the hell is always there taking these pictures of you macking on these guys? Demarchelier? Meisel? Terry Richardson? We all know he's down for some bromance.
Either way, gurl you are getting too much. Enough with the random make out seshes. Class it up a bit.

Your best friend,
ONTHEINTERNET